I CAN’T. I CAN’t. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS PERFECT XD
Someone do one where they’re having sex with Sam and then their orgasm and vital signs go down.
HOW IN THE HELL IS THIS SO ACCURATE?
I have worked 5 days in a row.
I am pregnant.
I have a shift that is more than 8 hours in 8.5 hours.
Then tuesday, a day off (unless i take that night shift)
If I do, my next day off is friday…
And then I also have to find time to sleep and eat and shower and the boyfriend is a nympho so I need to find time to give him what he needs. God dammit.
There needs to be more hours in the day…….
Josh Hutcherson - Behind the scenes
I AM THE ONLY SOBER ONE AT THIS PARTY!
I AM YOUR BABYSITTER AGAIN!
I THOUGHT THIS ENDED WHEN WE WERE 17.
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME THAT?
YOU HATE IT.
I HATE IT.
EVERYBODY HATES IT.
JUST SING IN THE FUCKING STUDIO BEFORE I PRY THAT ALCOHOL FROM YOUR FUCKING FINGERS AND THEN PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE.
WHY DID I MOVE TO KANATA!?
NOW I’M OBNOXIOUSLY CLOSE TO YOU.
catching fire meme » four scenes [1/4]
I look back to the crowd, but the faces of Rue’s mother and father swim before my eyes. Their sorrow. Their loss. I turn spontaneously to Chaff and offer my hand. I feel my fingers close around the stump that now completes his arm and hold fast. And then it happens. Up and down the row, the victors begin to join hands. Some right away, like the morphlings, or Wiress and Beetee. Others unsure but caught up in the demands of those around them, like Brutus and Enobaria. By the time the anthem plays its final strains, all twenty-four of us stand in one unbroken line in what must be the first public show of unity among the districts since the Dark Days. You can see the realization of this as the screens begin to pop into blackness. It’s too late, though. In the confusion they didn’t cut us off in time. Everyone has seen.
Spread this like a damn wildfire.
17 Year old Christopher Roupe was gunned down by a police officer while answering his front door while holding a Nintendo Wii remote.
"At around 7:30 PM, young Christopher took out his Nintendo Wii controller to put on a movie.
As he was sitting down, he suddenly heard knocking on the front door.
He asked, “Who is it?” but received no response.
At that point he got up from his chair and opened the door.
To his shock, the female cop already had her gun drawn and pointed at him, according to reports.
She immediately fired a bullet into the boy’s chest and killed him, according to Renee Vance, the boy’s aunt.
The police claim that “he had a handgun.”
It was actually the boy’s small Nintendo Wii controller, says the aunt.
The officer gave him “no warning” to drop the controller before taking his life, the aunt added.
The police claimed to be at his house regarding a “probation” matter. It turns out that it had nothing to do with Christopher.
His 13-yr-old little sister heard the gun shot and ran over to the door to find her brother bleeding and crying.
The little sister held her brother and tried to comfort him as he cried in pain, according to reports.
That’s when the female cop pointed her gun at the child and said “Shut up!” according to reports, forcing the girl away.
Moments later Christopher bled to death.
Both the female officer and the officer who was with her have received “paid administrative leave” as the investigation proceeds.”
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Police are already trying cover up this incident with bullshit lies.
Don’t let this just get swept under the rug.
A Wii remote in no way resembles a handgun.
This is absolutely ridiculous and disgusting
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.